FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED
THE FACT THAT YOUR OWN FATHER USED THAT EMOJI IS GETTING TO ME. JES US CHRIST I’VE NEVER IN MY LIFE EXPERIENCED SOMETHING LIKE THIS. MY DAD WOULD HAVE CALLED MY ASS AND ASKED WHAT THE #$%^ IS GOING ON.
DO U EVER WANT A SPECIFIC PERSON TO JUST WAKE UP NAKED IN BED WITH U OUT OF NOWHERE
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
Oh, so those snake things sold around the 4th of July are calcium tablets.
whose line will forever be one of my favorites